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Joke #873 Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Today's setup

What do you call a duck that steals soap?

A cartoon duck wearing a black bandit mask and beanie, sneaking out of a bathroom with a bar of pink soap. — Bath-time bandit, spotted in the wild.

Read the punchline

A robber ducky.

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